Steelheads declare war on the Puck Hogs
Date: Fri, 24 Sep 2010 13:47:12 -0700
Subject: FW: I have in my possession the key to demoralizing your team.
From: Singh10
To: Puck Hogs
I just received the following message from the captain of the Steelheads. He has apparently absconded with a pair of coveted orange skate laces that allegedly belongs to one of our players.
This heinous act is nothing less than a declaration of war on the Puck Hogs. For this, the Steelheads captain and the rest of his crew must pay. And, they must pay dearly.
To the Hog who allowed these laces to reach the hands of our enemy: step forward and identify yourself. Your punishment, while brutal, will be quick and humane.
See you all tonight,
Singh10.
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Date: Fri, 24 Sep 2010 12:51:12 -0700
Subject: I have in my possession the key to demoralizing your team.
From: Steelheads Captain
To: Singh10One of your more careless teamates has let his sloppy tendencies get the best of him. I am sorry to tell you this way but I now possess a pair of your treasured orange laces……one of your teamates does not.
I will return said TROPHY when I you have satisfied my three demands.
$100,000 cash.
Getaway vehicle.
The letter M stricken from the English Language.
You have one week.
